Friday, February 5, 2010

Internet Dictionary

Be a girl, make a blog
Write definitions for words that
Already have definitions
Nobody needs new definitions
The drug dealer at your school
Could kill you if he wanted
He has $500 and
Numchucks; Mustachioed;
Drink Starbucks, dress like everyone at Starbucks
Start smoking, dress like everyone who smokes
Be as unique as everyone else
Decorate your cell phone
Make me vomit
Pirate stickers
Pirates aren't worth obsessing over
Pirates were dirty rapists
Love pirates
Bitch about your life on your blog
Quickly lose friends
Make friends with your mind
Lose it, go to sleep
Drink coffee, eat more

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