Thursday, January 21, 2010

Sometimes I Don't Give Titles Because I'm Just Fucking Lazy So I Write Something Like This To Sound 'Hilarious'

Educational programming is terrible
It’s more boring than actual education
And that’s just sad
I don’t enjoy watching surgeries
Or meerkats(?) eating bugs
Or the Hadron collider
Or space
Space is vast
But cold and boring
Nobody hangs out in space
Because there are no movie theaters
And without movie theaters
There’s no parking lots next to movie theaters
Therefore, nobody can hang out
Because that is the only real way I see people hanging out anymore
I hate them
I wish they were in space
So I wouldn’t have to see them anymore

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