Too Many Towels, Dude

I spy antiperspirant
The big word for deodorant
It's looking away from me
As if its eyes were its label
And I read the eyes
To find if I'm allergic
I miss my conditioner
I've counted about 17 drawers
In this room alone
Who needs that many drawers
In a psychiatric hospital bedroom?
Who even needs more than two?
I only have almost a third of them
In my own room
I miss my drawers
They hold my clothes
That I don't wear
Useful
I need to hear dubstep
It makes my eardrums happy
My eardrums need happy
More than my eyes
My eyes are crippled
They need eye-crutches