Love 2

Love is a poltergeist
It follows you
It stacks your chairs
Then pushes them over and breaks them
It turns your TV to static
And tells you that you're going to die
It scares the shit out of you for a while
But you get used to it after a year or two
Of the same bullshit over and over
I think it's a German word
Because of the 'geist' part
It's pretty common in old libraries
And doesn't seem to respect the books very much
You don't actually want it around
Unless you're fucking weird
I'm fucking weird
I have this poltergeist
Stalking me
Love just scared the hell out of you
And makes a classic movie