I Am Cats (1/25/10)

There is a girl halfway across the art room
Her panties are visible through her white sweatpants
I hope she knows that her panties are
Holding my attention because that would mean
That she is trying to hold my attention
So I can roll up into the fetal position
And eat myself inside out while me
Mind enters a catatonic state; I hope
Every girl whose panties are visible is in
An everlasting state of happiness with a
Wide smile and an otherwise neutral expression;
I hope every girl wants to roll up into the
Fetal position and build a home in my mind
Every time I watch porn; I hope I can
Eventually make my orgasms feel like
Head butting nails while screaming in a happy
Key of G Major; I hope that you
Send me a text message about your
Shoulders; I want to share more pictures
Of our shoulders. You've made your shoulders
Arousing. I want to feel your shoulders.
I want to rub your shoulders and think of
A new philosophy on why Rudy Giuliani
Doesn't go by a more professional name; I
Don't know who Rudy Giuliani is.